Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
You were spooning my trash can and I had to crumble cookies on the floor by your face to get you to eat
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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