All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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