just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
This is the minute she broke up with me. If you're receiving this mass text, you are one for the girls who made me promise to text you at this point.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
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