I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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