i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
you never un-have a 4some
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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