I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Maybe he injected his testicle?
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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