I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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