she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
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