Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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