Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Duck Duck Cougar?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Randomize
