I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
He felt like a one man threesome
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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