About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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