D3 body, D1 cock
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
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