just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Then you guys just all showered together...?
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
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