There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
i just want to attach a dildo to the ceiling and ride it like a gay spiderman.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
Randomize
