i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
I ended up passing out on the shitter for like an hour with mcds smoothie all over my face
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
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