I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
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