TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
do girls know yet that the best boners are in the morning?
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
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