Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
