She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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