Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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