I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
If we don't get kicked out of this hotel tonight for fucking too loud we're breaking up
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
You threw a handful of caps into a pitcher of Heineken and asked everyone if they wanted to go "bobbing for molly"
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
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