If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
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