I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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