I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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