24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
i think im in europe. pls send help
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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