So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
in hindsight, the duct tape banana hammock was a bad idea.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I need to mount that unicorn and turn him into a full blown steed.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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