Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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