better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Couldn't find my swimsuit top anywhere this morning but finally found it in the skimmer of the pool so thats how my night apparently went
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
According to the boxer briefs I found on the couch when I got home, I take it your date went well??
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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