I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
...I woke up with a yo yo in my underwear...
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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