She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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