we're chasing vodka with high fives
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I just accepted my offer to work as a camp counselor over the phone between shots of Fireball. This is going well for me so far.
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