just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I was writing 'DISTRACTION' across my chest in Sharpie when my boob fell out. Right on camera.
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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