You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Just talked a homeless guy out of suicide. Was rewarded with a garbage bag full of mountain dew bottles and zannies. Im such a good person
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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