The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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