the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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