fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
How is it medically possible for my urine to smell like espresso
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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