just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
Most drunken moment of the night is me pouring Chanel no. 5 all over your boobs and rubbing it in...
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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