Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
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