love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
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