Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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