i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
Being hungover naked and coloring my hair. I guess I am not naked I have black latex gloves on. Give me a call.
im coming over.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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