Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
All I want is dick and wine.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
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