is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
My pants are like a grocery bag containing ONLY jelly beans right now.
I'm debating a nap but also debating breaking into the liquor cabinet
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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