So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Dude, they're still mid-coitus. Pretty sure running in to high five my roommate mid-thrust is a mood-breaker.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Beard. Chest hair. Job.
The holy trinity.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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