Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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