let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I hope my sperm were as drunk as I was.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
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