just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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