You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Are you still feeling it? I'm in the bathtub. The water doesn't work but it's okay because I'm wearing pants.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
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