I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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